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How to cook using a recipe like a stoned citizen.

  • Magic Mug Cake Is Quick And Easy To Make When The Munchies Hit

    Magic Mug Cake Is Quick And Easy To Make When The Munchies Hit

    Ever find yourself binge-watching your latest multi-seasoned television obsession on Netflix, token’ on the holy herb with your bestie and the munchies set in…HARD? You want something sweet but you also want something savoury, in actual fact, you just want it all! Well, friends, I believe we have all found ourselves hankering to give ourselves over to the inevitable glut-fest. Scouring the kitchen cabinetry after you have scanned and re-scanned the refrigerator, desperately wanting to feed the beast and fill the huge hole in your stomach. Make a U-turn to the dry ingredients because we are making Magic Mug Cake.

    Easy Magic Mug Cake

    With just a few ingredients and a reliable microwave, you could make a number of things. Like this super easy and ultra-tasty magic mug cake.

    Not high yet? Easily turn this Magic Mug Cake into a marijuana space cake by substituting the coconut oil for a cannabis-infused version or dose the cake batter with a few drops of green dragon tincture. Both of which you can learn to make here on our website.

    This recipe is so easy and quick to make, I have this page bookmarked for quick access when the munchies come knocking.

  • 5 Ways To Up Your Instant Ramen Game

    5 Ways To Up Your Instant Ramen Game

    If you still think the recipe for instant ramen is what’s printed on the packaging, we’ve got to talk. There’s no getting around the fact that instant ramen is a foodstuff that needs a little pumping up. With some creativity, a scan of your pantry and fridge, and maybe a side trip to your local Asian supermarket, you can pump with the best of them!

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  • Carrot Cake Is Delicious and Nutritious – Fun Facts About Carrot Cake And An Easy DIY Recipe

    Carrot Cake Is Delicious and Nutritious – Fun Facts About Carrot Cake And An Easy DIY Recipe

    Sugar, spice and all things nice – that is a Carrot Cake! Best described as a sweet and moist spice cake. Carrot cake is not only delicious but also nutritious, making it a beloved favourite for many at fancy High Tea spots and momentous celebrations.

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  • Loaded Baked Potato Quesadillas

    Loaded Baked Potato Quesadillas

    This easy-to-make loaded baked potato quesadillas recipe is the ultimate snack for stoned citizens who love potatoes, bacon and cheese. Who doesn’t?! You don’t have to be stoned to enjoy this bad boy dish. Trust us!

  • Hot Cross Bun Jaffles With Bacon: A Sinful Easter Treat Worth Praying Over

    Hot Cross Bun Jaffles With Bacon: A Sinful Easter Treat Worth Praying Over

    Hot Cross Bun Jaffles is a sinful combo of two South African delicacies. Add some bacon to the mix and say a little prayer before you tuck into a deluxe Hot Cross Bun Jaffel oozing with cheese.

    As iconic as Durban Poison and Nandos, Jaffles has been filling the tummies of many South African citizens before your Ouma’s Ouma was born. Be it high or stone-cold-sober, Jaffles seem to hit the spot every single time they present themselves on the rare occasion.

    Outselling the pancake table at the church bazaar back in the 90s, Jaffles has gone from humble to gourmet over the years. Food bloggers and home cooks have shared some really delicious and seriously ridiculous fillings for Jaffles.

    Hot Cross Bun Jaffles is by far one of the most unique versions of the cast-iron toastie floating around on the foodiesphere. Sinful or not, say a little prayer for the genius who created jaffels that taste like hot buns.

  • Catify Christmas with DIY Spiced Krismas Kat Koekies

    Catify Christmas with DIY Spiced Krismas Kat Koekies

    It is that time of year again, Christmas decorations are being put up all around and we are reminded of musicians like Boney M who seem to be in hibernation for the other eleven months of the year. As we start climatizing towards Christmas, we too will add some festive ornaments to our surroundings, plan come-inducing feasts and have themed movie nights.

    No Christmas will be complete without delicious homemade cookies! My favourite is spiced sugar cookies with royal icing like my grandma used to make. Something about the ginger, cinnamon and nutmeg spice combination reminds me of holidays spent baking when visiting my late-grandmother.

    DIY Spiced Krismas Kat Kookies

    These spiced Krismas Kat Kookies are super easy to make, they taste absolutely delicious and are the purr-fect festive treat to gift your cat-loving friends.

    Stoner Kats

    Turn these Kat Kookies into Meowijuana munchies by replacing the butter with Cannabis-infused coconut oil. Remember the golden rule of edibles, start low and proceed slow! One of these should make you feel like a Christmas marshmallow.

    Edible Kat Kookie Ornaments

    Edible Kat Kookie Krismas Ornaments

    Catify your Christmas tree by adorning it with beautifully decorated Krismas Kat Kookies. Before baking, use a straw to punch a hole in one of the Kat’s ears and simply tie a ribbon or festive string through the hole. Edible Krismas Kat ornaments anyone?

  • Christmas Cookies For Stoners Who Love Cats

    Christmas Cookies For Stoners Who Love Cats

    “What greater gift than a cat’s love”, the great Charles Dickens once asked. There no denying that cats found their optimum medium and influence in literature and poetry. Almost all the great writers and poets of the world referred to cats in their writing.

    This festive season we bring some cattitude to the holiday season with Christmas cookies cut in the shape of a cat’s head. Based on the 9 lives of a cat, the recipe below makes 9 Krismas Kat Koekies.

  • Getting Baked On Vegan Milk Tart

    Getting Baked On Vegan Milk Tart

    When the munchies hit harder than a Durban Poison spliff, do yourself a solid and have this Vegan Milk Tart baked and prepped for a sweet showdown. Because nothing says “I’ve made questionable life choices” quite like devouring a pie that’s more plant-based than a hipster’s thrift-shopping list!

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  • Dagga Gummies For The Cat Obsessed Stoned Citizen

    Dagga Gummies For The Cat Obsessed Stoned Citizen

    Cat obsessed stoned citizens will not be able to resist these dagga gummies, inspired by the original gummy bear jello treats. Those in need of a little “purr-me-upper” will find these sugar-rich kitten cadies boost glucose supply to the body instantly, uplifting your mood. Unlock the nine lives of cats by preparing a batch of dagga gummies shaped like cats at home.

    Make PurrFect Dagga Cat Gummies From Scratch

    With so many cannabis-infused gummy recipes floating around online, it can get a bit overwhelming. This recipe focuses on making the purrfect cat cannabis gummies with the right dose of homemade green dragon tinctures. With very few ingredients, you can make this snack to last you for days.

  • Stoner S’mores – A Cannabis-Infused Treat That Will Leave You Begging For ‘Some More’

    Stoner S’mores – A Cannabis-Infused Treat That Will Leave You Begging For ‘Some More’

    Few things are as great as a bunch of stoners arranged around a campfire, par-Toke-ing in the pleasures of Mary Jane and engaging in deep meaningful conversations. Except of course if somebody emerged with the ingredients to make Stoner S’mores! A cannabis-infused campfire classic that is quick to assemble, dopey and delicious. 

    S’MORES

    Classic S'more

    S’mores are a traditional campfire treat that is made by sandwiching toasted marshmallows and chocolate between two graham crackers. These delicious treats are so popular in the United States, Americans annually celebrate National S’more Day on August 10. 

    Toasting Marshmallow For S'mores

    Pressing two biscuits together with a molten marshmallow and chocolate centre was first documented in the early 1920s. The Tramping and Trailing With The Girl Scouts, a Scout’s guidebook that was published in 1927, was filled with tips and tricks for spending time in the wilderness. Amongst other recipes that can be prepared in the woods and cooked over an open flame is a recipe for ‘Some More’, a tasty treat that was said to make you want just that: SOME MORE!

    STONER S’MORES

    Assembling Stoner S'mores

    Stoner S’mores are quick, easy and delicious! Although S’mores are traditionally made by toasting the marshmallows over a campfire, they can be made anywhere over an open flame. The marshmallow should be blistered and golden brown on the outside with a gooey melted centre. It is important to secure the marshmallow with a metal or wooden skewer, molten marshmallows can cause some serious burns, so be careful! The roasted marshmallow is then sandwiched between two graham crackers along with cannabis-infused chocolate sauce!