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  • Happy World Martini Day – Celebrate With This DIY Marijuana Martini Recipe For Stoned Citizens

    Happy World Martini Day – Celebrate With This DIY Marijuana Martini Recipe For Stoned Citizens

    Happy World Martini Day, or more specifically National Martini Day in the USA, a day dedicated to the observation of a cocktail that has stood the test of time! Classically, a Martini is made with two parts London Dry Gin stirred cold with one part Vermouth and served straight-up in a cocktail glass. Hemingway had this to say about the old-timey libation: “I’ve never tasted anything so cool and clean…They make me feel civilized,”. Marijuana martinis are easy to make, they taste delicious and they are a great way to get your appetite jump-started before dinner. Celebrate Martini Day this year by indulging in a delicious cannabis-infused version of the classic. 

    Cheers To Martini Day

    JUNE 19

    June the 19th is also Juneteenth, the day has recently been declared a federal holiday in the United States, a day to celebrate the freedom of Black Americans. Juneteenth is commemorated annually on the anniversary of the emancipation of African-Americans, with the abolishment of slavery on June 19, 1865. Happy Freedom Day!

    Martini Day 

    Although the exact origin story of the martini is clouded in mystery, there are a few fables and tall tales about who and where the very first of its kind was served. The first variations of Martini style cocktails are said to date as far back as the early 1860s, however, the first written account was made by Jerry Thomas in the 1887 edition of his: Bartender’s Guide, How to Mix All Kinds of Plain and Fancy Drinks. A year later the “Martini Cocktail” appeared in Harry Johnson’s Bartender’s Manual, the recipe included “half a wine glass” each of gin and vermouth. As the years went on and pallets developed the ratio of vermouth to gin got smaller and smaller. By 1922 the standard ratio of gin to vermouth in a classic martini was 2:1, except when making a Reverse Martini then the ratio is swopped.

    Classic Version Of The Cocktail

    The Three-Martini Lunch became popular during the martini’s heyday in the roaring twenties. Cosmopolitan business people, corporate creatives and prominent politicians would be seated for lunch along the rich and famous to enjoy at least three martinis with their afternoon meal. By the 1970s the 3-Martini Lunch had become a daily ritual for advertising executives on Madison Avenue, seemingly to get the creative juices flowing. 

    SHAKEN OR STIRRED

    Most stoned citizens who are familiar with the Action and Thriller movie genres are aware that James Bond is particular about having his martini shaken, and not stirred!  As agent 007’s instruction insinuates the difference lies in the method of preparation. Bond’s preference is prepaid by stirring the cocktail’s ingredients in a beaker with ice blocks. Bartenders the world over each have their own opinion on the “proper” way to make a martini, those who advocate for the stirred variant justify their preference to an atomic level. Apparently, when you stir the ingredients together the atoms are elegantly arranged on top of each other, delivering a cleaner and more luxurious experience to the consumer. 

    Pretty Pink Martini

    The IBA’s recipe for the Classic Martini, listed amongst The Unforgettables, combines 60ml gin with 10ml dry vermouth in a mixing glass with ice cubes. The ingredients are then stirred together until they are well combined and chilled, strained into a martini glass and garnished with a lemon zest twist. The International Bartenders Association is a non-profit association that determines the recipe, method and standards of globally recognised classic cocktails; like the martini, old fashioned and sidecar cocktails.

    Apart from the method used to make a martini, the cocktail could be specifically Dry by decreasing the amount of vermouth or Wet by doing the opposite. Make the martini Dirty by adding a measure of olive brine and garnishing the drink with an olive or two. A Gibson Martini is garnished with a pickled cocktail onion instead. 

    MARIJUANA MARTINI

    USA National Martini Day

    A standard classic martini could very easily be transformed into a Marijuana Martini by using cannabis-infused gin or vodka to prepare the dank drink. The infused spirit is easy to make at home; simply steep decarboxylated cannabis in the base spirit until most of the terpenes, flavonoids and cannabinoids are extracted from the plant material. It is extremely important to decarboxylate, or decarb, the cannabis before attempting to infuse it into alcohol or edibles for that matter. The process activates the effects of the naturally occurring molecules like THC, the psychotropic cannabinoid – which is important if you want to get High!

    Cannabis is decarboxylated by placing grounded plant material on an oven tray and “baking” it in the oven at 115 C for at least 45 minutes. The next step is to steep the Baked cannabis in the gin or vodka for at least 48 hours.

  • Make Green Prawn Bisque Like A Proper Eco-Chef

    Make Green Prawn Bisque Like A Proper Eco-Chef

    Put sustainability at the heart of your cooking and make a green prawn bisque like a proper eco-chef. Mindful stoned citizens with a refined taste for expensive goods and haute cuisine will appreciate this French classic. Effortless and made with the planet in mind, this green prawn bisque is in all essence conscious luxury in a bowl!

    What exactly is bisque?

    For those who pick hamburgers before pies, bisque is a thick and creamy soup made with shellfish. Culinary legend Julia Child was one of the first celebrity cooks that showed the world you don’t have to be perfect to make a perfect dish. Her famous Bisque De Homard A L’americane’ recipe in her cookbook Mastering the Art of French Cooking is a culinary masterpiece. Julia writes that the trick to perfecting bisque lies in the broth and butter. Now we are not talking Knorr stock and Rama margarine people, please!! To cook bisque like a Masterchef, you do need to make your own broth AND butter from the shells of the crayfish. Better to start cracking then!!

    Life itself is the proper binge, didn’t skimp on the good stuff in life or in the kitchen

    Julia Child

    Taking Tips From The Trade

    Taking a page from Julia’s bible, Executive Sous Chef at The Table Bay Wesli Charles Jacobs creates dishes defined by quality, not quantity. Not a bad rule of thumb to follow, especially after FAO reports reveal that one-third of the food produced in the world is never eaten and simply wasted. Adapting the zero-waste movement, whose motto is: Refuse, Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, and Rot.

    With prawn bisque, you are guaranteed zero wastage as you will make use of the entire prawn and not just the meat.

    Executive Sous Chef at The Table Bay hotel
    Wesli Charles Jacobs, the Executive Sous Chef at The Table Bay hotel in Cape Town, South Africa.

    Feeding two birds with one scone

    Built from ingredients that most restaurants would toss into the trash, his prawn bisque recipe demonstrates that resourceful, sustainable kitchen practices are perfectly compatible with the highest level of quality. Even more so, you can pull it off with very little effort, making it an post-pandemic pot party essential!

  • Trippy Books For Stoned Citizens In Search Of Mind-bending Reads

    Trippy Books For Stoned Citizens In Search Of Mind-bending Reads

    Trippy books cater to a stoned citizen looking for a bit of mind-bending literature to read. It also helps a writer put his or her drug trips into words. With plenty of trippy books floating around, it’s a tough job for any stoner to select a good read. Here are some highly recommended cannabis and psychedelic books for stoned bookworms who are looking for some mind-blowing reads to stimulate the mind and soul.

    Chronic Fantasy: Adult Coloring Book

    Find your childlike Zen through the joy of coloring with this book designed for high-minded adults. With over 25 original illustrations from the minds of creative artists, these coloring pages plumb the depths of human imagination and creativity, not to mention the trippy or otherwise hilarious aspects of life. 

    The Scratch & Sniff Book Of Weed Board Book

    This book is dope, or at least that’s what it claims on the cover. Sadly,  the Scratch & Sniff book does not smell of weed. It is however hilarious, informative and covers everything from the physiological, political, sexual and historical world of weed.

    How to Smoke Pot (properly)

    Written by VICE weed columnist and former High Times editor David Bienenstock, the book charts the course for the new, post-prohibition weed world. With plenty of “pro tips” from friends in high places, including stoner celebrities and thought leaders of the marijuana movement, readers will learn everything from the basics of blazing, to how cannabis offers a far safer alternative to alcohol and pharmaceutical drugs.

    Thug Kitchen

    Frontcover of Thug Kitchen
    Thug Kitchen Cookbook

    Eat like a champ, not like a chump! The stoned citizens behind the popular website badmanners created a cookbook to inspire people to eat like you give a fuck.. With fans like Gwyneth Paltrow, who refers to the culinary masterpiece as her favourite read ever, Thug Kitchen wants to show the entire universe how to take charge of their plates with a bunch of recipes for stoned citizens who are also vegan.

    Stoned Beyond Belief

    Marijuana superhero Action Bronson is not only a rapper, chef, and television star. In 2019, the man pinned the ultimate love letter to the world’s most magical plant. The book is a follow-up to his first literary offering, Fuck That’s Delicious. Organized into 100 entries, which include 35 recipes, illustrations and photos, Stoned Beyond Belief has received banging reviews, just like its New York Times bestselling predecessor.

    From Crook to Cook: Platinum Recipes from Tha Boss Dogg’s Kitchen

    Snoop Dogg can do it all. Tha Boss Dogg can rap, he can act and he is also a cannabis connoisseur with a love for cooking. It’s doesn’t come as much of a surprise that Snoop would publish a collection of recipes since he’s best friends with Martha Stewart. The book delivers 50 recipes straight from Snoop’s own collection and features soul food staples like Baked Mac & Cheese and Fried Bologna Sandwiches with Chips, and new takes on classic weeknight faves like Soft Flour Tacos and Easy Orange Chicken. Snoop also gives readers a taste of the high life with remixes on upper echelon fare such as Lobster Thermidor and Filet Mignon. And of course, no party is complete without Gin and Juice and other platinum ways to entertain.

  • Cheesy Cannabis Fries

    Cheesy Cannabis Fries

    Craving some seriously dang food? Since you’re probably already stoned, you’ll be on the rampage for something greasy and epic. These loaded fries are the best way to pre-empt your weed-induced hunger pangs.